What is Cerebrus Constipatus?
What started out as bathroom humor about the use of Latin roots for English words, came to become one of the best domain names in the history of the World Wide Web.

Cerebrus Constipatus is an amalgamation of content about anything and everything that doesn’t fizz out your neurons. It could be a bowl of alphabet soup that tells your fortune or a lady from Brazil who eats only dirt for nutrition.

All content is researched, edited and speculated upon by our eternally gifted two member thinktank.


Why Cerebrus Constipatus?
..because Latin is cool.


Why haven’t you written about giant bugs?
Actually we have, Giant Isopod: Pillbug Overlord, but if you know about something we haven’t written about, poke us here.


Why are there only four categories?
Nobody likes empty menus, so we've decided to add the categories and their relative menu items as we generate content. Please be patient and we assure you we'll have something for every part of your brain.


Can I write for Cerebrus Constipatus?
Yes! You will be given complete writer’s credit with a direct link to your portfolio, email and website. Also, we may agree on an informal contractual duration after which you would have the option to take down the content from our website.


The image xxxx is mine and is being used without my permission! Wtf?!
If that is the case, we sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused. All images are individually checked and credited, however, we are human and the cyber universe can more than often be inconsistent when it comes to sourcing images. Please contact us, and we’ll sort it out as soon as possible.


Can I advertise on Cerebrus Constipatus?
Of course, but we’re yet to finalize on the positions and pricing for the ad-spaces. However, if you do have a proposition, we’re all ears!