We all enjoy books (relatively speaking), but how often do you come across books that have titles which are probably more interesting than the books themselves? Granted they might not be as edifying as you'd expect them to be, but they're bound to attract more attention in your bookself than the collection of Shakespeare!
How To Avoid Huge Ships
Well, unlike most book titles, this one is pretty spot on. Author-Captain John Trimmer decided to pen down his frustration after having run over several pleasure boats that just don’t see a mammoth ship coming their way. Surprisingly, you wouldn’t find this book under the ha-ha section despite it being unintentionally humorous. Thank you Cap’n, we’ll holler a heads up the next time we see a juggernaut come our way. Have a safe seafaring!
Lesbian Sadomasochism Safety Manual
Patrick Califia had an interesting history that led this book into the 1990 Bookseller/Diagram Prize for Oddest Title of the Year! Califia, born as a woman, went on to become a bisexual transman, and changed his name to Pat Califia. When he’s not writing, he is caught up in being a vocal sex radical and a part time therapist. Sources from his official website quote Califia calling himself a feminist, a pornographer, a sadomasochist, a poet, a storyteller, an omnivore, a pagan, a social critic, a sex educator, a parent and an activist who also likes making really, really detailed grocery lists. If you think this title is edgy, then don’t hold your breath while you read “Macho Sluts: Erotic Fiction”, “Doing it for Daddy: Short Sexy Fiction About a Very Forbidden Fantasy”, and “Bitch Goddess: The Spiritual Path of the Dominant Woman” among others. Catchy, eh?
Natural Bust Enlargement with Total Power: How to Increase the other 90% of Your Mind to Increase the Size of Your Breasts
Who would’ve thought that unlocking the untapped hidden forces would unleash this previously unimagined human potential of giant jugs? For starters, Dr. Donald L Wilson did. If it is true that humans use only 10% of their brain power, then almost the entire female population of Latin America is a consortium of Einsteins! And for $5.99 not only will this new freshly available resource of grey matter be used to solve problems of the biggest recession since the Second World War but also give you a pair of (natural) maracas like Pam! Dr.Wilson’s methodology adopted in this book is a form of self-hypnosis, however the script does sound like a dirty phone call at times.
You picture yourself in front of a mirror, and you see yourself looking at your breasts in the reflection.
You see that you are cupping your hands over your breasts and feeling how large they have become.
You see a smile of satisfaction on your face.
Paper towels, anyone?
The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
How to Shit in the Woods: An Environmentally Sound Approach to a Lost Art
If you’re planning a backcountry trip, we suggest you dig right into this book before departing. Through its guidance you can avoid piles of potential embarrassment and, at the same time, be environment friendly! Most scout handbooks are deficient when it comes to defecating ethics, so Kathleen Meyer offers over a 100 pages of crotch-accessible clothing for women, a fresh batch of "worst experience" stories, anecdotes, ways to avoid crypto and solutions for newbies who want to experience the woods without the whoops. Meyer goes on to describe the anatomy of a crap and ‘Plight of the Solo Poop Packer’ in her gripping masterpiece. No ifs or butts, go grab yourself one even if you’re heading for a road trip! This is could be your bible in the bushes.
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