Cerebrus Constipatus

Hear Ye! Hear Ye!

Greetings to our readers and (possibly) future advertisers! We would like to thank all the people who made the first month of Cerebrus Constipatus a success far beyond our wildest expectations! Our ticker last indicated 300,000+ unique visitors, from more than 158 countries and territories, a feat we had expected a lot further down the line.

Your continued encouragement also notched Cerebrus Constipatus a Google page rank of 3/10! For those who don't know, there are sites that have been around for years and are yet to accomplish a Google page rank of 1/10.

RSS updates are now also available through Wikio, an amazing personal news aggregator that allows you to manage your numerous feeds efficiently, all the while enabling you to vote and comment on the articles of your choice. 

The updated to-do list,

• We're likely to launch the Spotlight feature this month; it would be aggregate news-links to interesting articles/videos/picture galleries from across the World Wide Web. So if you think you have/know of an article that's perfect for Cerebrus Constipatus, drop us a link! The article with be featured with a shot summary and a direct link to the website/source.
• The Cerebrus Constipatus Weekly newsletter's almost done, and we're very likely to accept subscriptions by the end of this month.

That being said, we'd like to sincerely apologize for the inconsistent delays in posting. The reason being that we're a tad understaffed right now and seem to be having a slight problem juggling our editorial and research duties. However be rest assured that our all knowing two people staff will strive to be a lot more regular and efficient past the Wednesday, 15th of April, 2009.

Cerebrus Constipatus hopes for your continued support to allow us to satisfy all your intellectual needs!

Communicate with us directly by using our contact form or by emailing us at cerebrus [at] cerebrusconstipatus [dot] com.